richesnbitches:

sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

(via eanxk)

belovedimpala:

let’s play a game called how far can i lean off the bed to grab the thing

(via eanxk)

therealhamster:

anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars

(via losershere)

pleaseletmetouchyourbutt:

my sense of humor is so warped

i mean

i don’t laugh at actual jokes

i laugh at things like:

I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 2 GOAT

NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT

(via losershere)